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A husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage. The
>counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
>tirade
>listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
>
>married. She goes on and on and on.
>
>Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
>wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly
>in a daze.
>
>The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
>needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
>
>The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her
>off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
:bounce:
>counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a
>tirade
>listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they've been
>
>married. She goes on and on and on.
>
>Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the
>wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly
>in a daze.
>
>The counselor turns to the husband and says, "This is what your wife
>needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"
>
>The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her
>off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
:bounce: