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A store that sells husbands....

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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at
the entrance: 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!' There are 6 floors and
the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next
floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman
goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on
the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads :
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th
floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop- dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.'Oh, mercy me!' she
exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the 5th floor and
sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak She is so
tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6
- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .To avoid gender bias charges,
the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. The 1st
floor has wives that love sex.The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and
have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.
 

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:lol:

:rofl:

Do I tell the wife?

Hell no!
 

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that was great.
 

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Can you tell me the address to "New Wives" store ? :)
 

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lol...that's all thats needed...:)
 

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Never heard of the Wives store part - great mall :D
 

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i had heard the first part before but not the second part
nice one
 

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haha :lol: too funny - good one
 

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I read a slightly different version in which the husbands had things other than big jobs

hint hint...
 
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