Actual Directions

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Actual Directions


These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!


1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)

2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upsode down"
(Too late)

3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)

 

[gwdguy]

LM@O

I have seen some of those but #7... hahahahaha

What is funny (or sad in this case) I bet the company got sued by someone that did both those things and lost big $$$$ because there was no warning label Not to do it..

Most warning labels were added to products to protect stupid people from themselves.

Still darn funny stuff.


>>> Edit <<<
Here is a few more I found


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

On some Swan frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning keep out of children.

On a Japanese food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

On a child's superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.


Robert

 

[SSJ 4 Goku]

LOL there kinda good but wse dont ahve that stuff here