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A man had just settled into his seat next to the
window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and
puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first
man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed
on the plane. The second man explains that he is a Drug
Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name
is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane takes off, and once
it has levelled out, the agent says, 'Watch this.' He tells Smithy
to 'search'. Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and
finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man. Once again,
the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this
time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.The agent says,
'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making note of his seat
number for the police. 'I like it!' says his seat mate.The agent
then tells Smithy to 'search' again. Smithy walks up and down the
aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment and then comes
racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and > proceeds to
poop all over the place. The first man is really shocked at this
behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would
behave like this, so he asks the agent, 'What's going on?' The
agent nervously replies, 'He just found a bomb.' :smilewinkgrin:
window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and
puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first
man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed
on the plane. The second man explains that he is a Drug
Enforcement Agency officer and the dog is a 'Sniffer dog'. 'His name
is Smithy and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
airborne, when I put him to work.' The plane takes off, and once
it has levelled out, the agent says, 'Watch this.' He tells Smithy
to 'search'. Smithy jumps down, walks along the aisle, and
finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Smithy then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent says, 'Good boy', and he turns to the man and says,
'That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.'
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replies the first man. Once again,
the agent sends Smithy to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about,
sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat and this
time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.The agent says,
'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making note of his seat
number for the police. 'I like it!' says his seat mate.The agent
then tells Smithy to 'search' again. Smithy walks up and down the
aisles for a little while, sits down for a moment and then comes
racing back to the agent, jumps into the middle seat and > proceeds to
poop all over the place. The first man is really shocked at this
behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would
behave like this, so he asks the agent, 'What's going on?' The
agent nervously replies, 'He just found a bomb.' :smilewinkgrin:
