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An anatomy of a Moron

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Average Joe woke up that morning around 10. His stomach was burning because of the excess pinto beans he ate yesterday night. He farted first and opened his PC, trying to connect to aol. His 1.000.000 hours free (per month) aol account was reluctant to give him quick dial up access. Finally he namaged to be online.

Average Joe was in domain biz recently. He dreams to be a get-rich-quick richie. He always checks EEEEBei domains for auction site.

He opened that page this morning again. What a fcuk, bmwrollsroyce.com was at $450.

He itched his ass and a light flashed in his mind. He could make up some wannabe rollsroyce domains and could sell for a hefty amount.

He instanly opened the Google and typed bmw rolls royce. Well, he can put 2003 in front of it. He can rolls royce so it becomes rolls. A hypen. Done.

He prepared an auction site. Farted lots of bullshit in it like; people actually use bmw rolls as a name for bmw rolls royce. He (or they) hate to sell bmwrolls.com since he's got millions of offers from 16 january to 17 january. He could tell his very low reserve if someone emails him. He also did not forget to put the phrase "serious bidders only" as if he was regged this name in 1994 and does not wanna waste his time with other ordinary Joes.

Well, we will see whether "every minute a sucker is born" phrase is true or not.

PS: written for laughter
 
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There's also the Porsche-Ads.com name up on eBay, the seller of that is exactly as described above. He posted a for sale ad for it on alt.domain-names.wanted (LOL) and we've been arguing back and forth for a while.
 
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