Another Blonde Joke

[sufi]

There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

:cheeky:

 

[dvestors]

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[rajen]

ok i have another one:

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde that were captured and ordered before the firing squad.

The redhead was brought out, put on the stand and at the time when the squad leader yelled "Ready, aim..." she shouted "Tornado!" and pointed behind the firing squad.

Everyone looked and she jumped down and ran away. They brought out the brunette, put her up on the stand and when the squad leader yelled, "Ready, aim..." she pointed and yelled "Earthquake!". When everyone stopped to look around, she ran away.

Finally, the firing squad brought the blonde out and when the squad leader yelled "Ready, aim..." she pointed and yelled "Fire!"

 

[VisualDigits]

lol all of those jokes are really old, let me contribute:

A blonde, wanting to
earn some money, decided to hire herself out
as a handyman type person and started canvassing
a well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front
door of the first house and asked the owner if
he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can
paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The
blonde said "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed
and told her that the paint and other materials
that she might need were in the garage. The man's
wife, inside the house, heard the conversation
and said to her husband, "Does she realize that
the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should, she was standing
on it." A short time later the blonde came to
the door to collect her money. "You're finished
already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,
"and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket
for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added,
"it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus

 

[moxsum]

lol these are hilarious

 

[Kishin]

Good jokes
Heres another one:
One day a blond was driving down a country road with her boyfriend when she saw another blond out in a row boat in the middle of a grain field )she must have took the amber "waves" of grain literally)

The blond in the truck was very upset at this sight and said, "those are the kind of blonds that give blonds a bad name. If I could swim I would go out there and kick her a$$."

 

[sufi]

LOL Hillarious (sp?)

Keep it up guys

Here is another:

Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K
I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:


Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak
We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!

 

[Varchar]

LOL... never thought of Y2K could mean this way...

 

[TrafficNames]

Good

 

[thewird]

Man you guys are funny, Blond jokes are teh funny. ^_^

thewird

 

[rajen]

A blonde teenage girl says to her doctor, "You prescribed me birth control pills." "And how is it going?" "I think it's ok, but I'd like to have them bigger." The doctor was surprised, "You mean stronger?" "No. Bigger, please." "But why BIGGER?" "Because they keep falling out."

 

[dewd]

A blonde teenage girl says to her doctor, "You prescribed me birth control pills." "And how is it going?" "I think it's ok, but I'd like to have them bigger." The doctor was surprised, "You mean stronger?" "No. Bigger, please." "But why BIGGER?" "Because they keep falling out."

LOL

 

[VisualDigits]

LOL I liked the Y2K and the birth control pill ones.