I've never heard of one-legged, Buddhist female Peruvian ninjas between age 34 and 37 but here in Holland we have an atheistic lesbian 6ft 5 inches tall, 242 lbs. hardcore Perl programmer who listens to hardrock and heavy metal. She is also a trained Pencak Silat fighter and loves Science Fiction and Fantasy.
Oh, and she owns a big bunch of really nice domains but she won't sell