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Are you suffering from "Gonarrhea Lectim"?

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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible
obamanation.

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it
in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just
coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and
the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New
Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the
writing on the wall..
 
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But being pro Obama, I'll just laugh it off. lol :)
 

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I am more concerned about the Cranial Rectal Inversions being exhibited GOP, aka Party of No.
 
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