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BATH TUB TEST‏ - Test Yourself NOW !!!

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3dGEEK

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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time
to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person
would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the
teacup. '

No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ? :lol:
 

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:asleep::asleep::asleep::asleep::asleep::asleep:

eerm, no I sleep like a baby :lol:


What??? Piss the bed and wake up crying every 4 hours? :smilewinkgrin:
 

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What??? Piss the bed and wake up crying every 4 hours? :smilewinkgrin:

Ehum, Actually its every 2 hours like Clockwork :yes: - must keep those Nurses on their toes ya' know :smilewinkgrin:
 

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The first thing which came to my mind was jumping in the water to get all the water out :D
 
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