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It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time
to time, and this should help get you started.
to time, and this should help get you started.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the
Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionalized.
'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, and then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person
would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the
teacup. '
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask
him or her to empty the bathtub.'
'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person
would use the bucket because it's
bigger than the spoon or the
teacup. '
No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ? :lol: