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Before Making Love...

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dotcomgiant

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Three women were dressing after an aerobics workout and talking about their spouses. "My husband," said the first, "is a marriage counselor. He always buys me candy or flowers before we make love."

"Mine is a jeweler," the second said. "he always brings me a pearl or two before we make love."

The third woman paused....

"Well," she finally said, "my husband works for Micro|$|oft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

:cheeky: :cheeky:
 

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I caught a slight humor on this one. Took me two times of reading it to figure it out. Nice :)
 

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lol,pretty good. :cheeky:
 

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I didn't get it the first time either but it's not bad.
 

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Lol
 

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