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Bit of a rude joke

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benmooe

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ok there was a pregnat woman who went to her local shop to buy some stuff. there was a man at the cash desk with a gun and he shot the woman who tuned to run away. the next day she spoke to the doctor who checked her baby and he said each of your babys you have in the future will all have a bullet in them but it will come out so a few babies later the youngest of the 3 children ran down the stairs and said i had a poo and a bullet came out and the other girl came down and said i had a wee and a bullet came out then the oldest (boy) yelled mum and the mum said let me guess you had a wee or a poo and a bullet came out he said
no i had a wank and shot the dog
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:chuckles: I've heard the one where the kid swallows BB's and then beats it in the bathroom and shot the cat.
 
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