Membership is FREE, giving all registered users unlimited access to every DNForum feature, resource, and tool! Optional membership upgrades unlock exclusive benefits like profile signatures with links, banner placements, appearances in the weekly newsletter, and much more - customized to your membership level!

Blonde Joke!!!!!!!!!!

Status
Not open for further replies.

Johnn

Level 14
Legacy Exclusive Member
Joined
Apr 13, 2004
Messages
15,995
Reaction score
1,419
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a While, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 

domain newbie

Level 9
Legacy Gold Member
Joined
Mar 13, 2005
Messages
2,642
Reaction score
1
How old are you? On which side your family stand?
I am curious to know.
I lost half of my hair in that damn blonde war.
I don't need to see dnf threads decorated by these blonde harassment, while some Cowboys farts jokes into it.
Choose your side. Don't just play devil's advocate.
 

draggar

þórr mjǫlnir
Legacy Exclusive Member
Joined
Dec 26, 2007
Messages
7,357
Reaction score
223
That's a new one, funny. :)
 

Dimva

High Traffic Domains
Legacy Exclusive Member
Joined
Jan 7, 2005
Messages
1,300
Reaction score
1
great one! hahaha
 

WhiteLight

Exclusive Lifetime Member
Legacy Exclusive Member
Joined
Dec 16, 2007
Messages
1,653
Reaction score
1
...
 
Last edited:

ARMG

Undeveloped.com - Domain name marketplace
Legacy Exclusive Member
Joined
Jan 31, 2008
Messages
885
Reaction score
15
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a While, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Haha, hilarious!
 

wikes82

Level 2
Legacy Platinum Member
Joined
Aug 5, 2006
Messages
28
Reaction score
0
so, what's the joke that blind cowboy gonna tell? j/k... hilarious..
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Who has viewed this thread (Total: 1) View details

Who has watched this thread (Total: 2) View details

The Rule #1

Do not insult any other member. Be polite and do business. Thank you!

Members Online

Premium Members

Our Mods' Businesses

*the exceptional businesses of our esteemed moderators

Top Bottom