Bush quotes

[beatz]

These are all original Bush quotes, no kidding

The three Florida counts: ‘I won all three elections. I mean I won the first election three times.’

Imports: ‘Most of our imports are from abroad.’

Nigeria: "Nigeria is an important continent.’

Holding hostile: ‘We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile’.

Food on the family: ‘I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family’.

High pie: ‘We ought to make the pie higher’.

Success: ‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’

Bondage: ‘Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.’

Responsibility: ‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’

Judgments: ‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future’.

Future: ‘The future will be better tomorrow’.

Misstatements: ‘I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made’.

Riots and killings: ‘When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct and simple. Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.’

(<-- This one is especially hilarious and almost as wise as the "import" statement IMHO )

NATO and Europe: ‘We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe, we are a part of Europe.’

Environment: ‘It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.’

Mrs. Bush: ‘Welcome to Mrs. Bush and my fellow astronauts’.

Mars: ‘Mars is essentially in the same orbit. Mars is somewhat the same distance away from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe and water. If there is water that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.’

Holocaust: ‘The holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.’

Irreversible trend could change: ‘I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.’

Verbosity: ‘Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things’.

Republican: ‘I am not part of the problem. I am a republican.’

Low voter turn-out: ‘A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls’.

Illegitimacy: ‘Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.’

Unforeseen event: ‘We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.’

NASA: ‘For NASA space is still a high priority’.

Teachers: ‘Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.’

Misquotes: ‘The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make’.

Mistakes: ‘We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made’.

Solar system: ‘It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.’

 

[peter]

LOL@your president

 

[CoolHost.com]

He never claimed to be a Rhodes scholar, for Goodness sake ... that's why he surrounded himself with much smarter people than hisself!
C'mon.

 

[Cash Is King]

In order to be a ten you have to have tens around you. This is smart leadership.

 

[Sharpy]

Originally posted by WebHold
In order to be a ten you have to have tens around you. This is smart leadership.

Hmmm...I think it's: If your a 5 and you want to be a 7 you need 10's around you. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[StockDoctor]

Beatz Your getting kindof boring man.

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"I don't know if you've heard about this, but there are plans to turn the United Nations building in New York into an Outback Steakhouse."

"Today President Bush was seen on TV throwing a Frisbee with his dog on the White House lawn. On Iraqi TV they said that the Frisbee missed the dog and hit an innocent civilian."

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