Calling Home

[QuantumBeam]

DADDY CALLING HOME > > > ((((RING)))) > > > > ((((RING)))) >
>>> > > **Pick Up**

>>> "Hello?"
>>>
>>> "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"
;> "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
>>>
>>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, "Honey, you don't have an
>>>Uncle Paul"
>>> "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
>>>right now"
>>>
>>> Brief Pause "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to
>>>do. Put the phone down, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
>>>door, and
>>>shout to Mommy
>>>that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
>>>
>>> "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
>>>
>>> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the
>>>phone. "I did it Daddy"
>>>
>>> "And w hat happened honey?" he asked
>>>
>>> "Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
>>>screaming
>>>until she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and
>>>now she isn't moving at all!"
>>>
>>> "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
>>>
>>> "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too and then
>>>he jumped
>>>right out of the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he
>>>didn't know that you took all the water out last week to clean it.
>>>He hit
>>>the bottom of
>>>the pool and I think he's dead"
>>>
>>> ***Long Pause***
>>>
>>&g t;
>>>
>>> ***Longer Pause***
>>>
>>> Then Daddy says, "SWIMMING POOL??"... ........Is this
>>>486-5731 ???
:rofl:

 

[DNAholic]

lol, quite funny.

 

[warnerms]

Hmm, I'll have to remember this one for the bar. GOOD ONE!

 

[Bayu]

Good One. I'll translate it to my language and start tellin people this joke :lol:

 

[tekz999]

hahahahha!!