Canada Declares War on Canada

[DN BROKER]

On my way to Young St, I noticed crowds out of people scattered around fighting and burning signs. A group of Police officers tried to stop our vehicle. But we managed to escape and make it to the next street "Dundas Square". Something is wrong, why are people rioting the streets. Our vehicle could no longer be used, so we got out and noticed Trucks deploying Missiles all over map. I noticed two shot guns left behind by someone, we picked them up and also noticed a group of Politicians talking about WAR. We could not hear their words correctly. As soon as I turned my head around, I noticed a missile explode. A big ball of fire blows our way. I jumped down and covered my head. We managed to escape with out any burns. My partner pointed to a building were several armed military officers guarding an entrance. We ran towards them and asked for help. I said "what is going on?" one of the soldiers replied back. Steven Harper has declared War on Canada. The country has split into two armies. A live broadcast of Steven Harper giving a speach somewere in the west coast displays on a Television. We listened as he smacked down the rest of the politicians that were against him and blamed them for this WAR.

Me and my partner volunteered to join the war and that's when I opened my eyes.

This is a quick synopsis of my dream this morning. Not sure why Canada declared war on itself...but it was a journey!

Glad to be back to PEACEFUL CANADA :yes:

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[Theo]

Reminds me of a South Park episode about Canada

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It's Canada's fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to **** myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that ***** Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For...
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!

 

[DN BROKER]

That's one funny episode LOL