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Christmas sucks and should be banned!

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why?

1. Santa is obese. This promotes a positive image of obesity for the new generation, just when the world, and specifically America, is suffering an obesity epidemic.

2. Christmas Trees promote a positive image of deforestation, making the young generation feel it is acceptable to ruin our forests and national parks.


3. Black pudding is the most disgusting, vomit-inducing concept of food I have ever had the misfortune of encountering...


4. Christmas's songs in every fu$king supermarket - just sucks BIG time..
 

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Uh......huh..huh........hey Beavis... they should replace Santa with a drunken teenager pretending to be an Estonian hooker. That would be cool....

Bunghole!
 

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Things that can be changed - Change them.

You can have skinny Santa(s)
Christmas trees -- Look it as an industry - Grow them to cut (not just cut)
Songs are a tradition - try to enjoy.

I am not a Christian - But I do enjoy Christmas.
-- We do put a Christmas tree and decorate.
-- Give gifts to my kids and tell them that they come from Santa.

I am not a Christian but I feel bad for your post.
 

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I dont know what your problem is..I like Christmas songs..nice and harmless..better than that gansta rap, wannabe tough hip hop garbage
 

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Seraphim,
In another thread you indicated you were Jewish...:lol:

Uh......huh..huh........hey Beavis... they should replace Santa with a drunken teenager pretending to be an Estonian hooker. That would be cool....

Bunghole!
 
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why?

1. Santa is obese. This promotes a positive image of obesity for the new generation, just when the world, and specifically America, is suffering an obesity epidemic.

2. Christmas Trees promote a positive image of deforestation, making the young generation feel it is acceptable to ruin our forests and national parks.


3. Black pudding is the most disgusting, vomit-inducing concept of food I have ever had the misfortune of encountering...


4. Christmas's songs in every fu$king supermarket - just sucks BIG time..

1. Quit believing in Santa...thats just for little kids.

2. Christmas trees are grown to be cut and sold at Christmas time each year...its a business....its called free enterprise.

3. Don't eat black pudding....I've never eaten it but i don't think I would like it either from the sound of it.

4. Stay out of those supermarkets....and quit sucking Big Time.

I hope this helps with your problem.
 

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I recall when Santa used to have a pipe in his mouth when I was growing up..looks like Santa has kicked that habit sometime ago..HA!

Anybody seen a Santa smoking lately?

*edit* looks like he is hopeless addicted to cola and m&ms these days....:rolleyes:
 

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I dont know what your problem is..I like Christmas songs..nice and harmless..better than that gansta rap, wannabe tough hip hop garbage

What's hip hop have to do with Christmas?
 

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Seraphim,
In another thread you indicated you were Jewish...:lol:

You may want to dig a little into Domain Newbie's past, I think you'll understand what I was talking about. :D
 

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I dont know what your problem is..I like Christmas songs..nice and harmless..better than that gansta rap, wannabe tough hip hop garbage

The only song she likes is this one,

"The 6 days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
A dollar in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Five trojan rings,
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Six motel ashtrays,
Five trojan rings,
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs
And a dollar in a pear tree!.
 

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The only song she likes is this one,

"The 6 days of Christmas"

On the first day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
A dollar in a pear tree

On the second day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Five trojan rings,
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs,
And a dollar in a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true John sent to me
Six motel ashtrays,
Five trojan rings,
Four bags of crack,
Three dirty needles,
Two long dongs
And a dollar in a pear tree!.

Raider, I think Domain Newbie is a guy. :lol:
 
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