Chuck Norris.

[draggar]

Some say today is Chuck Norris' birthday. Well, that isn't true.

Chuck Norris' birthday isn't on March 10th, March 10th is on Chuck Norris' day.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[sashas]

lol man..thats one of my favorite websites.

"Chuck Norris CAN count to infinity. Twice."

 

[DomainMagnate]

"People never die because of illness or old age...they die because they all forget Chuck Norris's birthday"