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A contest was being held at the circus:
A thousand-dollar prize was being offered to the first person who could make the elephant nod his head up and down.
Dozens of people tried and failed. Finally, a little old man walked over to the elephant, grabbed his balls, and squeezed as hard as he could. The elephant roared in pain and tossed its head up and down. The old man collected his prize money and departed.
The next year a similar contest was held using the same elephant; the only difference was that the winner had to make the elephant shake its head from side to side. Again dozens tried and failed. Finally, the same little old man who walked off with
the prize money the previous year, appeared. He walked up to the elephant.
"Remember me, asshole? he asked.
The elephant shook his head up and down.
"Want me to do what I did to you last year?"
The elephant shook his head back and forth violently. The old man walked off again with the prize money.
A thousand-dollar prize was being offered to the first person who could make the elephant nod his head up and down.
Dozens of people tried and failed. Finally, a little old man walked over to the elephant, grabbed his balls, and squeezed as hard as he could. The elephant roared in pain and tossed its head up and down. The old man collected his prize money and departed.
The next year a similar contest was held using the same elephant; the only difference was that the winner had to make the elephant shake its head from side to side. Again dozens tried and failed. Finally, the same little old man who walked off with
the prize money the previous year, appeared. He walked up to the elephant.
"Remember me, asshole? he asked.
The elephant shook his head up and down.
"Want me to do what I did to you last year?"
The elephant shook his head back and forth violently. The old man walked off again with the prize money.
