Creative Fake Movie Descriptions

[Jack Gordon]

I am working on a movie theatre promotion that requires a number of fake movies w/descriptions. I have come up with a handful, but need a few more and I have run out of creative juice. I am looking for material that makes people smile - it can directly evoke another movie (most of mine do) or it can be completly made up.

Below are what I have come up with. I could use about 5-7 more though. If I use your movie, I will donate $100 DNF to you.

Let's have fun with this! Please post your submissions in this thread. I will keep it going for a week or so (then I need to go to print)

Any brave souls out there who would like to help a fellow DN'er out?

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Blocky 9
Stars Polyester Stallone, Talia Tire, Carl Weatherby, Burt Younger.
(Drama) Blocky the boxer is back and this time he's fighting an unbeatable alien named Zorg. Taller than a flagpole and stronger than a bulldozer, he has come to Earth for the ultimate grudge match. Blocky, meanwhile, has been keeping himself busy fighting old age and the Social Security administration. After raising a family and gracefully entering his retirement years, does Blocky still have what it takes, or has he finally met his match?

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My Fair Ladybug
Stars Audrey Rogers, Rex Campbell, Wilfrid Blythe and Stanley Dallimore
(Musical/Performing Arts) Destined to be a classic, MY FAIR LADYBUG details the rise of the Natural History Museum's insect curator from nerdy bug enthusiast to the "belle of the ball," with the help of an egotistical socialite professor who wagers against his friends that he is the man who can pull such a transformation off. The gamble could be lucrative, but the professor finds that some of the bug collector's traits are harder to exterminate than he thought...

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Space Trek
Stars William David, Leonard Loughery, DeForest Harve, James Bennett
(Science Fiction/Fantasy) After saving the universe yet once again, Captain Dirk, Flock and McVoy are taking a well-deserved vacation on the planet Galaat. Their rest and relaxation, however, is soon interrupted by a strange alien baby who appears to have been abandoned on their doorstep. But can the men who routinely save the day change a diaper? Our heroes discover some of the universe's smelliest secrets while trying to reunite this baby with its own kind before it's too late...

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Binky the Seal
Stars John Jones, Emily Doe, Sabrina Redman
(Family Comedy) When a seal pup follows Susie home from the beach to escape hunters, nobody is quite sure what to do. Her father is an aspiring politician, her mother a local out-of-work actress, and Susie just wants a new friend. Newly named “Binky,” the seal works his magic and helps everybody on the road to his or her dreams, teaching them a bit about what’s truly important along the way.

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The Shopping Mall Massacre
Stars Alison Curtis, Jamie Monroe, Lee Truman, Bobby Camelot
(Horror) Kennedy High School has rented the local mall for an all-night teen party. Little do they know that Marvin Jenks, a nerdy recluse, has recently developed a homicidal streak, and he has decided to take this opportunity to exact revenge on all who have made his school years miserable. Using school supplies in totally new ways, Marvin wreaks total maniacal havoc on the popular kids of Kennedy High.

 

[unclewilco]

f you need to make names/phrases up you can freely use the shed generator here.

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readersheds/name.cfm

u may get an odd good one out... but i doubt it


i just got

WEEZLE WOBBER WANGO CRANKY FORSYTHE OUTRAGE

so you make your own onions


all the best wilco

 

[Jack Gordon]

LOL that's fun!

 

[unclewilco]

thanks, or alternativellylyly you can use it come up with domain names.. that may be shed related..

SLOPPYTROUSERSMASSEY-FERGUSON.com is still avial!!

please feel free to add some new words to it...

of course if anyone comes up with any they reg any please donate 20DNF$!!!

 

[Jack Gordon]

bump-a-rump

last call for creative souls!

anyone?

 

[Tippy]

Hunny, I Shrunk Your Cloth's!
Stars : Betty Dillder, Jon Winkler, Corey Fieldman
Special Guest Stars : The Milton Twins
( Comedy )
Jon's out of work and Betty's gotta get a job to help Corey buy gifts for his girlfriends, the Milton Twins. Jon isn't really great at house work especially his Wifes laundry. The message, always read the labels. If you enjoy other peoples dirty laundry you'll love this film.

 

[Jack Gordon]

Thanks Tippy, I appreciate the effort.