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A preacher went to get his teeth pulled. As a result he would need dentures.
The first Sunday after, he preached 10 minutes.
The second he preached 20 minutes and the third he preached an hour and a half.
Some members of the congregation asked about the different amounts of time. The preacher says "The first Sunday my gums were so sore I could barely talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were causing the pain. The third Sunday I grabbed my wife's dentures and couldn't stop talking."
The first Sunday after, he preached 10 minutes.
The second he preached 20 minutes and the third he preached an hour and a half.
Some members of the congregation asked about the different amounts of time. The preacher says "The first Sunday my gums were so sore I could barely talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were causing the pain. The third Sunday I grabbed my wife's dentures and couldn't stop talking."
