*DNFORUM SONG* (warning: slight adult content)

[NamePopper.com]

After the references to 'Hotel California' in the thread about signatures yesterday - I was inspired. You need to sing this to the melody & rhythm of the classic song 'Hotel California' from THE EAGLES. It also helps if you have met member 'BritishAngel'.
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On a bright perfect web site
Chilling in my arm chair
Rank smell of the newbies
Rising up through the air
Just ahead on my desktop
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy, and my monitor dim
Had to log-out for the night

There she stood in the chat room
I heard the auction bell
And I was thinking to myself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
She told me her name was 'Angel'
And she started to play
There were voices down the forum halls
What they had to say....

Welcome to the Kick Ass DNForum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Kick Ass DNForum
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
Buy domains right here

Her mind is P o r n o twisted
She's takes it in both ends
She's got a lot of pretty boys AND girls
That she calls 'friends'
How they dance in the chat room
Just to see her breasts
Some just can't remember
When they last saw a chest

So I called up the Gregrrrrr
Please bring me some wine
He said
We haven't had that spirit here since... she gave me 69
And still those newbies are calling from far away
Crying out like spoilt little 'kids'
With nothing better to say

Welcome to the Kick Ass DNForum
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're selling well at the Kick Ass DNForum
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Despite the newbie lies

Parties in the chat room
Cold Budweiser on Ice
And she said
You are all just prisoners here
Of my powerful thighs
And inside Gregr's chambers
We gathered for her striptease
We all took turns getting pleasure
We brought her down to her knees

Last thing I remember
I had.. woke up on the floor
I had to find the Angel girl.. hoping she'd not left before
Just relax said the Angel
I am... programmed not to leave
Just don't bring me any n e w b i e s
They're just too hard to please

*wicked guitar solo*

 

[unclewilco]

excuse my question .

did you have it last night popper? you are getting a bit fruity.. in this and other 'freds..

 

[NamePopper.com]

 

[Ed30]

This is getting scary. Pops will be setting up a porn site if this carries on - name suggestion: cherrypopper.com:laugh:

 

[NamePopper.com]

Originally posted by Ed30
name suggestion: cherrypopper.com:laugh:

Damn. Somebody already has it!

 

[unclewilco]

lol, which cherry!!

 

[dotcom]

now that's a funny conversion Popper !

Was watching the "hell freezes over" video of the eagles today and just pissing myself laughing now.

Only if they could use your lyrics !! Should we offer them 20,000 dnf to record it ahhaahhahhahah

 

[Drewbert]

Excellent.

 

[CoolHost.com]

Good stuff, 'Popps!!
ROFL.