Domebase Shelving Pat Boone for Run-DMC

[Duke]

As was previously announced here, Domebase has begun writing an advice column, "Dear Domey" for Domain Name Journal. His debut column created quite a stir....but we are going to ignore the calls for his ouster anyhow. We believe all he needs is some time to settle into a groove and he has taken a big step in that direction with his latest column.

We all know that Domey is one of the nicest guys in the industry. That's the problem. He may be TOO nice for the job at hand. The early reviews have been scathing:

"If you look up "Goody Two Shoes" in the dictionary, there is a picture of Domebase next to the entry" - The Washington Post

"Domebase makes Mister Rogers look like Charles Manson" - Time Magazine

"Domebase is simply too "square" too dispense relevant advise for today's society" - Christian Science Monitor

Domey has decided to prove all of the critics wrong. He recently put his Pat Boone records in the closet and picked up the entire Run-DMC catalog on CD. He has lowered his trousers, bloused out his underwear, bought some new gold chains and even rode shotgun on a few drive-by shootings.

The latest plea for his Dear Domey advice prompted him to lay down a rap like you have never seen before (and undoubtedly will never want to see again). Check it out at Domain Name Journal

 

[NamePopper.com]

LOL :laugh:

'bling bling' on dat dome thing... yo!

 

[bidawinner]

:laugh:

 

[Jack Gordon]

Maybe it's time to ditch Ned Flanders and replace him with Nelson Muntz......?

Just kidding Domey! You know how I feel about Ned.

 

[Anthony Ng]

Duke sure knows how to write. It's a very witty, interesting-to-read kind of press release, I'd say. I honestly think that you have chosen the right spin-off in this domain name industry. AND with DomeBase on board, it's no doubt worth reading. Good job.