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A woman driver is pulled over by a policeman:
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: May I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it for driving drunk four times.
Officer: I see... May I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to
see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A police sergeant
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Sergeant: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Sergeant: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is
quite stunned.
Sergeant: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the second officer. The sergeant snaps open the clutch purse
and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Sergeant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: May I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it for driving drunk four times.
Officer: I see... May I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to
see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up.
Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A police sergeant
slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Sergeant: Ma'am, would you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Sergeant: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car
and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Sergeant: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Sergeant: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is
quite stunned.
Sergeant: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the second officer. The sergeant snaps open the clutch purse
and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Sergeant: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
