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I just registered this: www.essexpolice.com - I was just curious to know what it's like when you upset a large number of policemen...
 

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Well, considering that national MP has paid me a visit today at 6.30AM in a morning, and dragged me (in my boxershorts) to the military headquarters, I think you`ll do just fine with few angels in blue :]


your new email: [email protected] :]
 
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Put up links to gay police pictures, then have a copy of cop killer cued on your stereo system for when they knock on your door. Make sure you're wearing a t-shirt that says F**K the POLICE for when they arrive. If you live in essex county, you better put up a kiss ass, brown nose site fighting for salary raises and less brutality investigations. And you better be prepared to hand it right back when they stop by to see you. Get ready for tickets, and I hope you like being followed everywhere. If you live far from Essex county, put up links to pictures of Gay police offices and a price tag of $1000. If you have an enemy in Essex county, change the contact info to thier name and find out which cop has a reputation for beating people until they're half dead. Then paste his picture on some really obscene pictures, the rest will fall into place by itself. All kidding aside, I wouldn't mess with police sites, you're asking for trouble. And this type of company is easier to stay out of, then to get out of. Good Luck.

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They cant do anything because its a .com Unless you have essexpolice.org.uk/gov.uk then you will piss people off.
 

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Originally posted by President Gringo
what were u thinking?

I think I have a hidden experimentally self destructive part of me which sees domain names like this and makes me buy them. In most other ways I am relatively normal... :)

Added: Kingdon, you talked me round - I submitted a delete request for the domain
 

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Essexgirls.com would be the domain to have. If you want a police fetish site, I think faircops.com is available. (Dn$ would be nice if you use it :D).
 

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I've already got missessex.com - comes first for the search phrase 'miss essex' on Google... for what it's worth. Unfortunately essexgirls.com is not available.

If it's a choice between coming into conflict with the fine policemen of Essex (who, I would like to point out, do a fine job under very difficult circumstances :laugh: ) or the most beautiful young ladies in Essex, I choose the latter.
 

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wow revsorg you are just down the road from me... i live in basildon...
 
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