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Father and Son~

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The Son asks his Father, "Why do we feel comfortable during sex?"
Father says, "This is the same as picking nose, of course you feel comfortable."
Son asks again, "Then why do female feel more comfortable than male?"
Father says, "Because when you pick your nose, its the nose that feels comfort, not the finger."
Son asks, "But why do female feel angry when she is raped?"
Father says, "If one day when you are walking on the street, someone bumped in and pick your nose, do you feel comfortable?"
Son asks again, "Why do we stop having sex when female is in menstruation?"
Father says, "If your nose is bleeding, will you still pick your nose?!"
Son asks, "Why do male don't like to wear condom?"
Father says, "Will you wear a glove to pick your nose?!"

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