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First Time for everything!‏

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FIRST TIME SEX
A girl
asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a
dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist
helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there
is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for
you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is
taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The
boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea
you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had
no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
 

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LOL! this is very indeed very Funny! hahahaha. A great mind relaxing after a days of work.
 
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