We have been looking for a solution to boost our Alexa rank.
A solution to boost Alexa rank? You know... I don't like the number up there... is too big... please give me a small number so people can memorize
Because of AlexaHit, we dont have to worry about missed sales due to a low Alexa rank.
Missed sales due to a low Alexa rank? Oops... I'm sorry... your alexa rank is too low... I will not buy that, thanks anyway. Oh by the way... why don't you get a better alexa ranking so I can buy things from you... you know... I only buy in websites with high alexa rank.
Unhappy with your Alexa ranking?.... Change it!
OMG, this looks fun... let's all do it.. let's change our alexa ranking together =)
All I have to say is... get a life!