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A farmer had a great, big farm with access to a lake. One night, he decided to walk up to his property and check out the lake.

He lit a cigarette and stopped for a while; all of a sudden he realized that several girls on spring break from college were swimming in the lake - all nude.

As he approached, one of them started yelling "We're not coming out, not unless you leave!"

The farmer laughed and said, "As if I care to see you naked, I just dropped by to feed the gators."
























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