Well this is from rob chubby brown i was watching the other week.
The wife keeps asking me to do the garden and i said to her
"do i look like a ****ing gardner"
And she storms off.
Next day she says
Will you fix bloody toilet and i said to her
"do i look like a ****ing plumber"
So one day when he comes home from work he sees the the garden is done and the toilet is no longer broken and he says to her so who did all this
She said
"oh joe from next door i asked him to do it and i would give him a blowjob or a cake"
so i said to her
"oh that joe he loves his cakes"
and she said
"do i look like a ****ing baker"
Anyway i thought that was funny its better when he says it but oh well
The wife keeps asking me to do the garden and i said to her
"do i look like a ****ing gardner"
And she storms off.
Next day she says
Will you fix bloody toilet and i said to her
"do i look like a ****ing plumber"
So one day when he comes home from work he sees the the garden is done and the toilet is no longer broken and he says to her so who did all this
She said
"oh joe from next door i asked him to do it and i would give him a blowjob or a cake"
so i said to her
"oh that joe he loves his cakes"
and she said
"do i look like a ****ing baker"
Anyway i thought that was funny its better when he says it but oh well
