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Man walks into a bar, sits down, orders a drink and takes out his smokes.
Not having a lighter he asks the man next to him who pulls out a 12inch bic lighter.
He asks the man where he got it and he said from the Genie at the end of the bar.
So, he walk up to the Genie who says " I am the Genie of the Bar...ask and ye shall receive.
" The man say I want a million bucks and the genies says "it is done".
There is suddenly a loud comotion outside where the man sees a million ducks.
He goes back to where he was seated earlier and asks the man with the lighter if the Genie has a hearing problem b/c he asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks.
The man says "do you think I asked for a 12inch bic?"
Not having a lighter he asks the man next to him who pulls out a 12inch bic lighter.
He asks the man where he got it and he said from the Genie at the end of the bar.
So, he walk up to the Genie who says " I am the Genie of the Bar...ask and ye shall receive.
" The man say I want a million bucks and the genies says "it is done".
There is suddenly a loud comotion outside where the man sees a million ducks.
He goes back to where he was seated earlier and asks the man with the lighter if the Genie has a hearing problem b/c he asked for a million bucks and got a million ducks.
The man says "do you think I asked for a 12inch bic?"
