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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild;
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America; Well developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 & 35, she is like India; Very hot, relaxed, & convinced of her
own beauty.
Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France; Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia; Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia; Very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia; With a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan; Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick head.
Between 18 & 20, a woman is like Africa; Half discovered, half wild;
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 & 30, a woman is like America; Well developed and open to trade
especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 & 35, she is like India; Very hot, relaxed, & convinced of her
own beauty.
Between 36 & 40, a woman is like France; Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable place to visit.
Between 41 & 50, she is like Yugoslavia; Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
Between 51 & 60, a woman is like Russia; Very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 & 70, a woman is like Mongolia; With a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan; Everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 & 70, a man is like Iraq; ruled by a dick head.
