Good pick up lines

[Cash Is King]

" Wow, you have a gorgeous body. Will you hold that against me?"

The bad ones posted will be the jokes.

 

[GT Web]

ask: Do you sleep on your stomach?
If she says 'yes' then say: Will you Sleep on mine

If she says 'no' then say: Can I?

 

[Cash Is King]

Originally posted by fastautos
ask: Do you sleep on your stomach?
If she says 'yes' then say: Will you Sleep on mine

If she says 'no' then say: Can I?

Good Luck with this one

 

[GT Web]

haha, i heard it from a really hot chick, i've never tried it but hey, you never know, depends who you are dealing with

 

[mole]

*slap*

 

[peter]

Originally posted by WebHold
" Wow, you have a gorgeous body. Will you hold that against me?"

The bad ones posted will be the jokes.

actually, it's supposed to be:

"If I told you you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[Nexus]

"Uh... hi, there. Whatcha doin'?"

Works everytime. It's gold!

~ Nexus

 

[GT Web]

'Did you just fall from heaven, 'cause God told me there's an angel missing'

 

[Ed30]

"We've got the chemistry, now let's do the physics."

 

[TopNames.com]

Are you from Tennessee? 'cause you're the only 10 I see"

 

[bidawinner]

Wanna F88k ...

That always seemed to work in my younger days ..

 

[Ciqala]

its a bit of a double ender being that it can be used in two ways

*the setup*
hi i just had to come over and ask, are your parents aliens...?

*girl replys*
no, whys that?

*the nice ending*
because you're out of this world

*the not so nice ending*
because you're f*cking ugly :laugh:

i've personally witnessed the not so nice ending and it can get quite messy so be warned. a friend of mine has ruined a fair few of his shirts using this one (faces were slapped and drinks were thrown )

 

[NexSite]

Will you follow me home, Im afraid of the dark.

 

[Nitroshock]

I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?

 

[cjmacd]

The best one I've heard was


Guy: <*looks down> well, it's not going to suck itself.



works well


LOL

 

[devolution]

I found this on the Net a long long long time ago...

Enjoy!

The Squirrel one is my favourite!

Doh! Damn file upload thing gone crazy...

Anyway it's in the next post...

 

[devolution]

 

[Whois-Search]

Get your coat , you've pulled

 

[davidthornton]

My name's David. Remember that because you'll be SCREAMING it later.

 

[JMJ]

Nice f*ckin body.. Want to?

Wanna go 50/50 on a rape charge?

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