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This is one of my favourite jokes. It shows that grannies don't know everything:
The granny is at her daughter's house one day, minding little Johnny while his mother is shopping. Her daughter has warned her to answer the kid's questions in a straightforward way and not be doing babytalk. The kid, who has been playing outside with the other kids, come running into the house.
'Granny,' he asks, 'what is it called when two people are sleeping in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
The granny is taken aback, but then she remembers her daughter's warning and bravely decides to tell Johnny the truth. 'Oh, that, honey,' she says, as casually as possible, 'it's called sexual intercourse.'
'Oh, okay,' says Johnny, and runs off outside. A few minutes later he's back again, full of indignation. 'Granny, it's not called sexual intercourse, it's called BUNK BEDS. And Jimmy's mother says she wants a word with you.'
The granny is at her daughter's house one day, minding little Johnny while his mother is shopping. Her daughter has warned her to answer the kid's questions in a straightforward way and not be doing babytalk. The kid, who has been playing outside with the other kids, come running into the house.
'Granny,' he asks, 'what is it called when two people are sleeping in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
The granny is taken aback, but then she remembers her daughter's warning and bravely decides to tell Johnny the truth. 'Oh, that, honey,' she says, as casually as possible, 'it's called sexual intercourse.'
'Oh, okay,' says Johnny, and runs off outside. A few minutes later he's back again, full of indignation. 'Granny, it's not called sexual intercourse, it's called BUNK BEDS. And Jimmy's mother says she wants a word with you.'
