Greetings from Mars!

[DataSN.com]

Hi, Earthlings,

I'm from Mars and I'm a Martian. First I'd like to say that yours is a great planet except if there could be more dirt and less water so that it glows in deserted redness, it would be much more beautiful!


Regards,
A very friendly martian

 

[DN BROKER]

 

[HE]

Welcome to our planet.

Btw, please give me your galaxy passport and i will beian(register) it for you.

 

[south]

Where is Adatise when we need him?

 

[fab]

I would sue for Maers.Com

 

[Tia Wood]

Hi, Earthlings,

I'm from Mars and I'm a Martian. First I'd like to say that yours is a great planet except if there could be more dirt and less water so that it glows in deserted redness, it would be much more beautiful!


Regards,
A very friendly martian

Dear Martian,

First off: I think you're full of it. As an Earthling, I am offended that you would journey here all the way from Mars to register at DNF, pay for exclusive membership and try to stake a claim in our tiny little industry. Don't you have better things to focus on such as....I don't know....world peace? Or teaching others about your advanced technology?

While I did look forward to the day when your species arrived on our planet; I thought you would at least take the time to heal our hospitalized Earthlings with nothing but your glowing finger.

But instead you come here to take what little my fellow Earth dwelling domainers have and try to stake a claim in this already over saturated industry?

I cannot speak for my fellow Domainer Earthlings but I am offended at the focus of your mission and kindly ask you to reconsider your forum introduction.

Regards,
Earthling #4558J-Pl588

 

[DomainMagnate]

First I'd like to say that yours is a great planet except if there could be more dirt and less water so that it glows in deserted redness, it would be much more beautiful!

We are working on that

 

[Domain Master]

Greetings Martian !
Im from Uranus.

 

[Tia Wood]

Greetings Martian !
Im from Uranus.

LMAO!
So simple...
So classic...
Love it!

 

[Gerry]

Hi, Earthlings,

I'm from Mars and I'm a Martian. First I'd like to say that yours is a great planet except if there could be more dirt and less water so that it glows in deserted redness, it would be much more beautiful!


Regards,
A very friendly martian

You'll find many of your bretheren are already here on the forum.

Has breeding with another species brought you to our planet?

Seems like there has been too much inbreeding going on up there.

 

[Ibe]

Welcome to DNF

 

[katherine]

Welcome among the aliens
I have always wanted to register a .mars domain, hopefully you can help me meet the local presence requirements.

 

[imneazmh]

Martian, welcome to Dnforum.

 

[jaydub]

Welcom to DNF aka Alien Nation :lol:

 

[KBX]

Hey welcome aboard ps: I was born in mars but got arrested and deported to pluto's central prison, but I managed to escape and land on earth. Where I took over a humans body and started domaining. Glad to see an same kind of specie since along time hope we can join forces and takeover more humans. Regards

 

[ezimedia]

HI

You have the internet on Mars... ?