Happy Fourth

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Happy fourth to all my fellow americans and to all that enjoy and treasure freedom. I thank all of those who have sacrificed their lives so that I might be able to celebrate this day. Here's to freedom, democracy, and the pursuit of happiness for all people. God Bless you all, my DNF friends....

 

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Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear At A July Fourth Barbecue


10. "Beef is great, but squirrel's so much cheaper"

9. "Take a photo of me lighting this cigar with an M-80"

8. "To give it a little 'kick,' I put charcoal starter in the punch"

7. "Oh God, Letterman's shirtless again"

6. I'd like to tell you why scientology is so important to me"

5. "Hey look, it's Earnest Borgnine--oh, sorry lady"

4. "All right, detainees, line up over here for your gitmo-style powdered baked beans"

3. "I'm afraid the only fireworks tonight are between me and your wife"

2. "My hot dog has a knuckle"

1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw"

Happy 4th of July to all!

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[jdk]

1. "I don't think that's mayonnaise in the cole slaw"

ewww