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Below is an actual ad appearing on TechBargains.com...with the exact wording.
I love how it declares it is not a child's toy but the list(er) has the innate sense that this is a great alternative to that boring bouquet of flowers.
Shut up, Mah! Go cut your own friggin flowers!
$29.99
$16.29
Cold Steel Two Handed Machete w/ Polypropylene Handle $16.29
Mother's Day Gift Idea? Amazon has the Cold Steel Two Handed Machete w/ Polypropylene Handle for $16.29. Free Shipping on orders $35+. Tax in most. This is at least 20% less than elsewhere.
Brace yourself for the zombie apocalypse with this 2.2lbs 32" long steel Machete. Features a 11.25" plain edge blade, polypropylene handle, and 420 stainless steel. Please note, this item may have shipping restrictions to certain locations. This is NOT a child's toy and should NOT be given to children.
I love how it declares it is not a child's toy but the list(er) has the innate sense that this is a great alternative to that boring bouquet of flowers.
Shut up, Mah! Go cut your own friggin flowers!
$29.99
$16.29
Cold Steel Two Handed Machete w/ Polypropylene Handle $16.29
Mother's Day Gift Idea? Amazon has the Cold Steel Two Handed Machete w/ Polypropylene Handle for $16.29. Free Shipping on orders $35+. Tax in most. This is at least 20% less than elsewhere.
Brace yourself for the zombie apocalypse with this 2.2lbs 32" long steel Machete. Features a 11.25" plain edge blade, polypropylene handle, and 420 stainless steel. Please note, this item may have shipping restrictions to certain locations. This is NOT a child's toy and should NOT be given to children.