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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you shouldnât drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you shouldnât drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
