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LazyD

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A couple were on their honeymoon getting ready to hit the bed. The man pulls his pants off and tosses them to his new wife. He says "put those on". She does. They are huge around her, she says "I cant wear your pants". He respond, and you just remember that from now on.

She pulls off her panties and throws them at him, and says "Put those on". He tries, but cant even get one leg in. He says "I cant get into your panties", she says, "and thats how it will be until your sorry attitude changes!"
 
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