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Hospitalised by drink

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lukeeales

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My 19th birthday was on Tuesday.

The tradition at my halls of residence bar, the Wellington, is to down a wellington boot full of random alcohol. You can either do it fast and puke, or slow and look like a girl. I chose neither, and so avoided it.

My friends then decided to get my lashed off my face as a result - 30 units in 3 hours. I don't remember from 11pm to 5am, when I woke up in the hospital on a drip covered in my own vomit, they told me I was in a coma. When they let me out at 8am, I stumbled still drunk to a taxi, got home and felt like absolute sh-t.

Basically, if you're gonna go to university and have a birthday in term time, lock yourself in your room and pray for mercy.

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