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⦠my neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
⦠wives are having sex with their husbands because they canât afford batteries.
⦠CEOâs are now playing miniature golf.
⦠Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
⦠a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
⦠I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
⦠if the bank returns your check marked âInsufficient Funds,â you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
⦠McDonaldâs is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
⦠Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
⦠parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrenâs names.
⦠my cousin had an exorcism but couldnât afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
⦠a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
⦠a picture is now only worth 200 words.
⦠when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
⦠the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
⦠wives are having sex with their husbands because they canât afford batteries.
⦠CEOâs are now playing miniature golf.
⦠Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
⦠a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
⦠I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
⦠if the bank returns your check marked âInsufficient Funds,â you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
⦠McDonaldâs is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
⦠Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
⦠parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrenâs names.
⦠my cousin had an exorcism but couldnât afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
⦠a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
⦠a picture is now only worth 200 words.
⦠when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
⦠the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.