How did you die?

[Johnn]

SYLVIA:
Hi! Wanda.

WANDA:
Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA:
I froze to death.

WANDA:
How horrible!

SYLVIA:
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

WANDA:
I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

SYLVIA:
So, what happened?

WANDA:
I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA:
Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both still be alive.

 

[katherine]

Ahah you always have good stuff John :lol:

 

[copper]

Where do you find all these shit?

 

[Johnn]

Where do you find all these shit?

As I said before, I hired 2 full-time people and paid them $50K per year just searching the Internet and find the best Jokes to entertain our DNF members.

 

[amplify]

As I said before, I hired 2 full-time people and paid them $50K per year just searching the Internet and find the best Jokes to entertain our DNF members.

They deserve a raise, this one had me rolling! :roll:

...Oddly, it also reminded me of American Psycho...

 

[Skinny]

Where do you find all these shit?

I was about to ask the same question.

 

[Stian]

Haha!