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Humorous and TRUE - What's on YOUR desk?

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ChristinaInCanada

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Not a joke, but humorous all the same. :cheeky: What's on your desk right now?

Here's mine:

- my ancient computer
- a terra cotta pot filled with pens, calculator, etc.
- post it notes
- calculator
- papers, catalogs
- a picture of me & my husband by the sea (ahhhh....sorry to sicken you)
- a screwdriver (what the...?)

Oh...and just wait! My cat!
 

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Do you seriously want to know?

- a can of orange soda
- a book
- a cd rom case for some unknown software
- assorted papers and pens
- some batteries
- my cell phone
- my keys
- my speakers, laptop and UPS
- a bottle of 20w50 oil
- a propane blow torch
- a drill press
- a 6" bench grinder.

I warned you ;)

Actually I happen to be in the garage and have the laptop on one of the benches while my house is being rebuilt.
 

cooljeba

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lol wanna see mine

* Of course my rig
* a bus ticket
* 3 cd's
wow I have never seen my desk so clean before :eek: may be because I recenlty shifted to this room else on my computer desk I have search for my keyboard =)) kiddin'

..:: peace ::..
Jeba
 

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Heres what I have

A Can of Cola
2 Bottles Of Gatorade
2 Bottles of Flavored Water
1 Bottle of Spring Water
Pack of gum
2 Blank Disc
2 Studio Monitors (speakers)
17' LCD with Beyonce on the front :-D
 

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-Monitor
-Pen
-3 Pads of paper
-7 Books
-10 to 15 peices of scattered papers
-Kleenex
-Screen cleaning wipes
-Surface cleaning wipes
-Speakers
-Printer
-Clock
-Gas Duster
-Case of CDs
-Chapstick
-Deck of cards
-Mouse
-Keyboard
-8 Empty cans of Coke
-3 Empty cups
-2 pictures
-Gel pad for my wrist

Eh, that's about it ;)
 

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1 monitor
2 printers
roughly $20 in change scattered all over it
3 packs of camel killers
1 ashtray
20 various disks
1 shoebox containing who knows what
Several keys to who knows what
A crystal candle holder from who knows where
2 cellphones
1 pair of tweezers
1 pair of fingernail clippers
screws and again to what I have no idea
1 cannon p-200
1 logitech webcam
stack of bills

And to think I actually cleaned it up some today... lmao
 

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1 monitor,
2 speakers
1 magazine case
1 pen
3 battery chargers
1 pen
1 cellphone
1 cd without case
1 cd with case
1 bag containing all my university papers
3 books
1 telephone index
1 telephone
1 standby light
1 digital camera
1 scanner
1 cd in plastic cover
Few data transferring cables
1 keychain
my wallet

and lots of "dust" :-D
 

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-my desktop pc
-another cpu
-8 port switch+ adsl modem+a spitter
-my laptop
-Pens+papers
-Books+CDs
-post it packs + playing cards deck
-a crystal globe

thats it...

:)
 

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It's amazing how much this stuff changes on a daily basis. Basically, half of my list has changed to other things... in just a few days.
 

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in work:
19in Monitor with a small pottery shed on the top and an odd stain on the side (maybe blutac)
crappy business PC
even worse keyboard and mice.
ergonomic mousemat (coffee staind)
Small desk Fan - with swear words written on the blades (to offend my collegue who sits opposite)
Mobile phone (charging)
World of Cheese - A cardboard wheel so i can decide which cheese i want to eat today
A Braeburn apple (slighly bruised, but should be ok)
A poppy (paper)
readersheds.co.uk coffee mug (big), halfful with cold Guatemalan elephant coffee
A clay rabbit with a plastic doll riding astride, dressed in a orange fuzzy felt gillet (dont ask)
White Sugar cubes and Sweeteners - well somedays you want a change.
ipod cable
last weeks newspapers
books - regular expression in 10 minutes, Asterix and the Cauldron
Copy taking board - with pictures of my Son and my dogs on Ah sweet..

My desk at home is very clean.... (after spending 2 hours clearing out yesterday)
 

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my desktop:
PC
3 speakers
Pens and Pencils
Can of Coke
CD Cases
Binders
Wallet
Cell Phone
Old Computer Magazines
 

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I have :
My computer
Screw driver bits
mobile
pen
Empty glass
empty water bottle
Dictinary
key ring
Empty mobile phone box
pencil
Tape measure
Scrap of paper
Rubber egg
and...... a fishing reel
:)
 
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