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A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks.He
put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to d! rive home when
he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like sardars.
The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and
the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked
up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You g! ot a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This
duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached
into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed
its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from
Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the sarda
reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extr! emely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
At the sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"
The sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butts and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert."..
put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to d! rive home when
he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like sardars.
The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and
the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked
up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from
Ontario. This is a Quebec duck. You g! ot a Quebec huntin' license, boy?"
The sardar reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This
duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached
into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed
its butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from
Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the sarda
reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.
The game warden was extr! emely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
At the sardar "Just where the hell are you from?"
The sardar smiled turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butts and said,
"You tell me, you're the expert."..
