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At last !! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal
chain
letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you
can
only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
INSTRUCTIONS.
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person
who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at
the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women
through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier,
less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off. And, best of all, your original package is
guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5
instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back,
still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the
same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression
on
her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved
out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent
the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th
place above me has already received 837 women and is lying
in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are
452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally
satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
conversations about trivialities (that only interest
women).
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant
surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best
friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your
vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will
know
how to use it.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so
that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure
that they may soon undertake.
chain
letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you
can
only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.
INSTRUCTIONS.
Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person
who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at
the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women
through the post.
Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier,
less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you
posted off. And, best of all, your original package is
guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5
instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back,
still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the
same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial expression
on
her face. On the same day, the international supermodel
he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved
out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent
the chain letter).
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th
place above me has already received 837 women and is lying
in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are
452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally
satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy
conversations about trivialities (that only interest
women).
No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant
surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not
hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best
friends.
PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your
vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will
know
how to use it.
PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so
that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure
that they may soon undertake.
