An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop to purchase their most see-through item for his wife. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $600 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didnt quite fit. But, she figured, since its supposed to be see-through and since hes almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked.
Huh, said the old man, hugging her. For the amount I paid, they couldve at least ironed the damn thing.
Huh, said the old man, hugging her. For the amount I paid, they couldve at least ironed the damn thing.