OK, here's the deal:
First you need to find a university drop-out, who specialized in physics and quantum mechanics. Then, you promise them a large reward and keep them in a dark basement until they build a time machine.
Once built, you get onto the time machine and travel back to 2003. You just might get a handful of LLL .com's at that price; former owner of DNForum auctioned some at $600-$800 back then.
Good luck!