London Cops

[uglypeoople.com]

Two men are driving through London when they get pulled over by a cop. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his stick.

The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The officer answers, "You're in London son. When we pull you over, you better have your driver's license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The officer does a check on the driver's license, and he's O.K.. He gives the man his license back, walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the officer smacks him on the head with the stick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The officer says, "Just making your wish come true, son."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?" The officer says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your friend here, "I wish that a**hole would've tried that shi* with me!"

 

[David G]

Amazing how the adsense (I am seeing right now below this post, but perhaps not when you see it) has all 4 ads all about the dept of motor vehicles and international drivers licenses. Talk about fast and accurate timing, incredibly good.

P.S. A minute later when I looked again it was gone and replaced with a domain reg banner ad.