Looking for a Clown - Real Story

[Johnn]

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner – or we could BBQ something. I’m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month – and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.
Maybe you could bring some balloons – or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I’d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?
Like I said – I could cook diner and get you drunk – I’d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don’t have much to offer – and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts – so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend – it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.
Let me know your thoughts – open to Men and Women Clowns.
Thanks, Lisa


* Location: Bridgeport
* Compensation: 3hrs. = $150.00
* This is a part-time job.
* This is a contract job.
* This is an internship job
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

http://lancaster.craigslist.org/acc/1371662470.html

 

[dodo1]

Perfect!

 

[WhiteLight]

Wow. ^_^...

 

[jasdon11]

I wonder what her neighbour's been doing....

 

[WhiteLight]

We can only guess.

 

[ComScout.com]

This clown may be available to help you out.

 

[HarveyJ]

Actually, this clown would be better: http://www.ouchytheclown.com

He's actually a decent DJ... Don't ask why I know this.