Looking For A Job!

[Johnn]

*** This is only Jokes *** No Political Comments Please ***

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN )
for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric
razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES ).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE
) and tennis shoes (MADE IN VIETNAM ). After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA ), then he sat down with his calculator (MADE
IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN THAILAND ), he
got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and
continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned
on his TV (MADE IN KOREA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying
job in AMERICA .

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM HIS PRESIDENT (MADE IN KENYA )!

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An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!
Consul: Man,...isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

 

[ecomindia]

lol ...very difficult not to comment a nasty one ............ ) ........... lmao

 

[Tia Wood]

Both male and female and sometimes even camels

LMAO. I busted out laughing on that line.

 

[DC20]

ROFL #1 a good point and #2 just good.

 

[CamMK27]

hahaha #2 was just funnnnnnnnnnnnyy!