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LOL...came accross this site when searching for my mail order brides website. It made me LMAO :lol:
 

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Interesting website but I am more interested in why you was looking for mail order bride sites? lol
 

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but I am more interested in why you was looking for mail order bride sites? lol

I was wondering the same. :p I mean, really...me and Pink Misfit aren't good enough?? Huh?? Huh?!
 

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Did wannadevelop design that site? It looks pretty awesome.
 

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"Not only was MailOrderHusbands able to provide me
a variety of bachelors to choose from, but I was able
to beat my wedding deadline by 2 weeks when I ordered
Mark. Thank you, Mail Order Husbands!"

- Arlina in USA
I liked this! Are there any other interesting mail order products available?
 

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I liked this! Are there any other interesting mail order products available?

That is the part that made me laugh..."when I ordered Mark." And for the ladies wondering why I was looking at this site, I own MailOrderBrides.us and was trying to see where I was ;-)
 

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TAnd for the ladies wondering why I was looking at this site, I own MailOrderBrides.us and was trying to see where I was ;-)

*wink* *wink* Don't worry. I won't tell. :D
 

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Would this then qualify as a male order site?

It's quite funny, think it might be a parody site.

Here's a sampling of the 'males' you can order, why any straight thinking woman would is beyond me:
I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September. I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun. I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we don't have to touch a lot.

I am looking for someone who can hold my attention, keep up with me, and who knows how to dress a wound. I am attracted to a girl with a job and a car. preferably a Camarro. I like to meet big american girl.

Ladies, I'm still available. I've been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don't ya wanna party with me? woohoo... They lowered my price twice already. I'm a red-hot special, come and get me.
 

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lol @ I like to meet big american girl.
 

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Must be a parody. Have you seen the faces ?
 
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